1 00:00:05,039 --> 00:00:07,272 12th precinct. Harris. 2 00:00:09,476 --> 00:00:11,687 Uh, no, ma'am. I'm sorry. 3 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:15,380 We can't arrest your husband for Going out in one of your dresses. 4 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:19,896 Oh, it's one of Your new dresses. 5 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:24,189 Well, that I understand. Mm-hmm. 6 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,837 Oh, you wanna Teach him a lesson? 7 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,028 Take one of his. 8 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:33,143 You're welcome. 9 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:36,713 Sounds like they Got a lot in common. 10 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:39,671 Yeah. Including size. 11 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:44,154 Somebody got a new joke? 12 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:46,289 Just another whacko phone call. 13 00:00:46,313 --> 00:00:48,825 Yeah, we get a lot more Of those at night, don't we? 14 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:52,351 Yeah. Damn things help us pass The time, though, don't they? 15 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:57,033 I suppose there is a Lighter side to suffering. 16 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,902 Right. 17 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:01,337 Levitt and dietrich check in? 18 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:03,439 No. 19 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:05,741 Well, uh, they didn't Request a backup 20 00:01:05,765 --> 00:01:09,112 On their, uh, silent alarm, so We figured they're all right. 21 00:01:09,136 --> 00:01:11,181 All right. Keep me posted, okay? 22 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:14,050 Oh, uh, just for Everyone's information, 23 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,053 I'll be leaving about 10:30 this evening. 24 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:19,155 Mmm. 25 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:21,157 If you need me, I'll be at home. 26 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:23,493 But the shift isn't Over until midnight. 27 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,528 - I'm aware of that. - oh. 28 00:01:25,552 --> 00:01:29,332 I mean, I didn't mean you Had to stay to the very end. 29 00:01:29,356 --> 00:01:31,568 Of course you don't. 30 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:35,205 Hey, come on. When was the last time I Took off early for personal reasons? 31 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,706 Barn, you don't have to... 32 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,063 I mean, I know I don't have to. 33 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,880 Liz is making a special Dinner tonight, and I... 34 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:46,349 Can you eat that late? 35 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:48,740 I'm sorry. Go ahead. 36 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:54,079 About 10:30. 37 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:58,895 Please, mr. Fine. 38 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:01,664 Look, uh, sergeant, 39 00:02:01,688 --> 00:02:05,101 I-I can't seem to Make you understand. 40 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:09,405 This is all just a Ridiculous mix-up. 41 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:11,174 That's a possibility. 42 00:02:11,198 --> 00:02:13,376 That's right. 43 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,146 Or else you're a Sniveling little liar 44 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:20,283 Trying to talk your Way out of a jam. 45 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:23,119 I'm just playing the Devil's advocate. 46 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,421 Captain, this is stanley fine. 47 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:28,992 We caught him in a computer Room of levinson and brieston, 48 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:31,561 A brokerage firm over on third. 49 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:35,365 Captain, t-this is All very explicable. 50 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:36,699 I work there. 51 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:38,701 I was just putting In a little overtime. 52 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:42,472 Yeah, he tripped the alarm While he was jimmying the door. 53 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,441 Caught him red-handed With this, sir. 54 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:46,809 It's a briefcase. 55 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,344 I know what it is. 56 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:50,613 It's filled with stamps. 57 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:51,847 Stamps? 58 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:56,051 Stamps, sir, of the Postal variety, I believe. 59 00:02:56,075 --> 00:02:59,955 Captain, I don't claim to Be an expert philatelist. 60 00:02:59,979 --> 00:03:02,692 I don't know much About stamps... 61 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:05,362 And I only glanced At them for a second... 62 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:07,530 But? 63 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:09,932 Those suckers are expensive. 64 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:13,969 Captain, see, that's Just my hobby. 65 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:16,906 That you carry around in the Middle of the night in a briefcase? 66 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:20,443 Oh, sure. See, I... Oh, well, I... 67 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:23,846 Stop it, now, stop it. You're Going to hurt yourself. 68 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,881 Dietrich, see if There's anything 69 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:27,550 On missing stamp collections 70 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:30,653 And see who you can round Up from that brokerage firm, 71 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:31,887 Check out his story. 72 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:34,446 Right. Want to have a Seat over here, mr. Fine? 73 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:37,860 Anything else, sir? 74 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,963 Oh, uh, no, levitt. Thank you. 75 00:03:40,987 --> 00:03:44,601 Just get your report In and you can go. 76 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:47,203 Go where, sir? 77 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,472 Home? 78 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:50,740 Thank you, sir, 79 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:54,410 But I would just rather Stay and work another shift. 80 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:55,611 Levitt? 81 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:58,815 Sir, what is a cop When he's not on duty 82 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:01,150 And just sitting Around in his room? 83 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:04,453 Nothing... Just another civilian Sitting around in his room. 84 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:06,778 I'll be downstairs, sir. 85 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:24,100 Hi, it's me. No, no, no, No, nothing wrong. 86 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:29,138 I just, uh... Just felt Like calling 'cause I, uh, 87 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:33,877 Been sitting here all night Just thinking about, uh... 88 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:35,345 Dinner. 89 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:38,247 I'm famished. 90 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:41,250 Oh, yeah? You too, huh? 91 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:45,588 Oh, that's very fortunate. 92 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:48,546 I'd love to hear about dessert. 93 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:53,629 Uh-huh. 94 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:55,686 Ohh. 95 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:03,406 Oh, that sounds More than appetizing. 96 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:05,741 That sounds absolutely... 97 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:08,299 - here you go, sir... - levitt! 98 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:12,481 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 99 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:15,051 Levitt, you just don't Walk in in the middle 100 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,852 While two people are right... 101 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,554 Beg your pardon, sir? 102 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:21,624 Uh, liz... Uh, liz, I'll have to, uh... 103 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:25,161 Yes, it was him. 104 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:27,864 I certainly will. 105 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:32,101 Liz, I'll, uh... I'll Call you back. 106 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:36,539 Mrs., uh... Mrs. Miller says hello. 107 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:39,809 Oh, isn't that nice? Won't you tell her that I... 108 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,110 Levitt, what is it? 109 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:42,545 Oh, it's the report, sir. 110 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,835 It's the apprehension Of fine, stanley, t. 111 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:48,984 Levitt, you could have Given that to dietrich. 112 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:52,055 It's procedure, sir. I Always give them to you. 113 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,390 All right, all right. 114 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,760 My best to mrs. Miller, sir. 115 00:06:57,784 --> 00:07:00,863 I hope you'll see That she gets it. 116 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:06,402 Your job is programming The computer, right, mr. Fine? 117 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,461 Yeah. And systems analysis. 118 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:14,677 I know what you're thinking. 119 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:17,780 Boring work done by Boring people, right? 120 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:20,283 On the contrary, I find the field 121 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:23,486 And the people who work In it utterly fascinating. 122 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:24,487 Really? 123 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:26,189 Sure, most people think of you 124 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:28,658 As stifling, frigid, Crashing bores. 125 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,493 Well, maybe not... 126 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:32,328 But it's been my Experience that people 127 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:34,230 With obvious analytical Minds as you have 128 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:36,465 Are warm, sensitive human beings 129 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:38,534 With a great sense of humor. 130 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,303 Well, thank you. 131 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:43,339 Did you happen to hear the One about the univac 1108s 132 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:44,607 Talking to each other? 133 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:45,774 Dietrich? 134 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:46,775 Yeah? 135 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,211 Got a minute? 136 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:51,013 Right. 137 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:53,649 The punch line is... 138 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:57,175 "Not in my databank you won't." 139 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:00,611 I'll fill it in later for you. 140 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:03,559 What's with fine? 141 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,594 Uh, I got ahold of Somebody in personnel. 142 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:08,397 They say he definitely works There, but he's on vacation, 143 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:10,633 And they're trying to Contact his supervisor now. 144 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,001 Hmm. How about the stamps? 145 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:15,304 Nothing on a hot sheet. 146 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,773 Really? 147 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:19,842 Curiouser and curiouser. 148 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:20,976 Indeed. 149 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,712 It's from alice in wonderland. 150 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,113 Yeah, I know what it's from. 151 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:27,783 Did you happen to catch The x-rated version of it? 152 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:30,986 No, but I'm sure you did. 153 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,256 Yeah. 154 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:36,814 Now I know why the cheshire Cat's grinning all the time. 155 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:41,664 I demand to be kept away From that evil woman! 156 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,233 Don't worry. We're going To keep you all safe and snug. 157 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,336 You don't seem to Understand. She has powers! 158 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,904 I don't need my powers To chop you down, 159 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:50,306 You pigeon of a man! 160 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,441 I call upon the spirit Of my grandmother! 161 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:55,278 Hey, hey, hey! You can make Your call anytime you want. 162 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:56,945 Just be quiet for A minute, okay? 163 00:08:56,969 --> 00:08:58,781 Harris, what, uh... 164 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:00,783 You're not going To believe it, barn. 165 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:02,718 Try me. 166 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:05,588 The disturbance call we answered 167 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,790 Turned out to be the Apartment of miss wiley here. 168 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:10,559 I prefer to be Called mother zilla. 169 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,228 Right. 170 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,263 We entered mother's place, 171 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,965 And she and this joker here Were screaming at each other 172 00:09:16,989 --> 00:09:19,268 And flinging objects All over the room. 173 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:21,770 Man, you're making It sound so foolish. 174 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:24,740 I was just trying to make Her remove the curse. 175 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:26,575 The curse? 176 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:29,312 Oh, didn't I tell you About the curse? 177 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,847 Well, man, tell him The whole story. 178 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:33,916 She is an obeah woman. 179 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:37,553 Oh, lord, at last. The Toad is speaking the truth. 180 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,277 I am obeah. 181 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,027 Dietrich. 182 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:46,329 Right. Obeah in Jamaican culture, 183 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,798 A form of voodoo Originating in africa... 184 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:51,800 Supposed supernatural Powers, spiritual guidance, 185 00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:53,068 That sort of thing. 186 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,037 You see, he understands. 187 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,495 Oh, don't encourage him. 188 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,944 All right, who's charging who? 189 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:06,282 Mother here is charging this Guy with assault and trespassing. 190 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:09,619 This guy is, uh... Dr. Anthony keeling. 191 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:10,820 Doctor? 192 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,756 Yes... Ear, nose, and throat. 193 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,247 Johns hopkins class of '68. 194 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:21,364 Harris, you want To book dr. Keeling? 195 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,933 This is all part of Her spell! I know it is! 196 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,635 Oh, come on, doc! 197 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,303 Come where? 198 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,394 To the world of reality. 199 00:10:30,564 --> 00:10:31,807 Uh, mother zilla? 200 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:35,277 Mother, would you have A seat right over here? 201 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,612 Thank you. 202 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,213 Sergeant wojciehowicz Will be glad 203 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:40,215 To help you fill Out your complaint. 204 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:42,718 Wojciehowicz. 205 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:46,022 I bet it mean "Man among men." 206 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:49,358 I don't know. 207 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,995 I guess it could. 208 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:54,663 You guys have a lot of Fun around here, huh? 209 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:57,734 Yeah, well, we manage To have a laugh or two 210 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,535 At humanity's expense. 211 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:05,241 Could be more yucks. 212 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,675 Hello. 213 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:08,777 Address? 214 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:13,182 1672 central park west. 215 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,785 Classy neighborhood. 216 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,541 I know. 217 00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:24,894 Phone number? 218 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,897 She is staring at me again. 219 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:31,089 Well, ignore it. She Just wants attention. 220 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,606 Phone number? 221 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:40,043 Quit staring at Me, you evil woman! 222 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,178 For god's sake! 223 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:46,382 Your soul is mine, Anthony keeling! 224 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,686 I reject that in the name Of all that is sacred! 225 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:52,321 Oh, this is really embarrassing. 226 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,023 It is mine! It is mine! 227 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:58,594 Let's have no more spells, no More curses, no more shouting. 228 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,196 - captain? - what? 229 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,298 That was mr. Fine's Supervisor on the phone. 230 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,600 He wants us to hold him Until he gets down here. 231 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,768 It seems that Mr. Fine is suspected 232 00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:10,039 Of embezzling over half a Million dollars from the firm. 233 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,998 - half a million dollars? - yep. 234 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,982 Mr. Fine, do you, uh... 235 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,907 Do you realize what it is You're being accused of? 236 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:29,158 It's true. I admit it. 237 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:33,229 And, frankly, it's a relief Just to get it off my chest. 238 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:37,700 Honesty is the Best policy, mr. Fine. 239 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:40,525 Of course, insanity's A better defense. 240 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,713 Listen, I, uh... 241 00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:54,317 I'm afraid I won't Be able to get home 242 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:57,987 Quite as early as I thought I would. 243 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:02,925 Uh, no, something kind Of complicated came up. 244 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:06,262 I'm... I can't just walk. 245 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,698 I will be there. 246 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,700 Oh, come on, hey. 247 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,737 Come on, not dessert Again, will you? 248 00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:20,109 Hey, I got work to do. 249 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,944 Captain? Whoops. 250 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,613 Uh, I'll... 251 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,016 I'll see you as soon as I can... As soon as I can. 252 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,152 I wasn't thinking. Like a Fool, I came crashing in. 253 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,519 Forget about it. 254 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,954 No, no, no! Not dinner! 255 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,556 I know what you mean. 256 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:34,656 Dietrich! 257 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:40,529 Liz, I will be home As soon as I can. 258 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:44,700 Yes, I'll... I'll give him Your regards, yes. 259 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,369 Yeah, I-I... Okay. 260 00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:49,260 Yeah, bye. 261 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:55,844 Oh, I got a report back On the stamps that fine had. 262 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:57,213 Like I suspected, 263 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,448 They're worth hundreds Of thousands of dollars. 264 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:00,716 Really? 265 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,152 He probably converted The cash into stamps 266 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,354 So he could carry Them around easy, 267 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,523 Sell them one at a Time... Avoid suspicion. 268 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,092 - it's pretty shrewd. - yeah. 269 00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,661 All right, let me know as soon As the supervisor shows up. 270 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,884 Right. 271 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,000 Something else? 272 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:21,903 Oh, I-I couldn't help Overhearing the conversation. 273 00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:22,939 Yes? 274 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,473 I heard something about regards. 275 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,874 - oh. - thought maybe... 276 00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:28,911 No, you're right, you're Right. They're yours. 277 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:31,413 Take them and get out. 278 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:32,781 Thank you. 279 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,951 Okay. 280 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,553 'cause I... 281 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,688 I wouldn't want them If they were for wojo. 282 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,157 Of course. 283 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,658 - I'm flattered. - good. 284 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,061 - I'm gone. - bye. 285 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,362 Mother zilla was hired 286 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,998 By the mother of a Girl I had been dating. 287 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,700 Trifled with some Affections, did we? 288 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,770 I am not a trifling Man, sergeant. 289 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,973 I only went out with the Girl as a favor to her mother. 290 00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:00,509 She turned out to Be a very pretty girl, 291 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,579 But, unfortunately, she Had the manners of a marine. 292 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:06,648 She got drunk, spit rum At people, and picked fights. 293 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:09,118 Spirited, okay. 294 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,686 So I quit dating her. 295 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,656 That is when the Curse was put on me. 296 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,491 Oh, curse, man! 297 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:19,695 Contributions to stereotypes Are not tax deductible. 298 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,530 I resent that. You're supposed to! 299 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,865 Unlike you people, sergeant, 300 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,867 I have taken control Of my own destiny. 301 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,135 "You people"? 302 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,570 Which "You people" Are you referring to? 303 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,307 Sergeant, I am Jamaican, I am proud, 304 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,609 And I still have my own beliefs. 305 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,412 Which include still taking Seriously the mumbo jumbo 306 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,380 Of some old woman Waving cat bones 307 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,082 And chicken lips in your face. 308 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,772 Yes. 309 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:49,258 All right, that part Bothers me a little. 310 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,215 You happy? 311 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:57,099 Yes, sir? 312 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,135 I'm michael harvey of Levinson and brieston. 313 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,892 Yes, sir. Be right With you, sir. 314 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,507 Fine! 315 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:08,644 Uh, mr. Harvey, uh, sir. 316 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,913 You have abused your position! 317 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:14,472 Yeah, I'm aware of That, mr. Harvey. 318 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:18,687 It was just something That I felt compelled to do. 319 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,958 Have you no remorse? No... No penitence? 320 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,926 No. 321 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,062 Just the half million. 322 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:29,165 Ah, I'm captain Miller, mr., uh... 323 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:32,534 Michael harvey, vice President in charge of finance. 324 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:35,137 Captain, we've been Aware of fine's activities 325 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,272 For many months now. 326 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,140 However, I'm sure you're aware 327 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:43,279 That electronic embezzlement Can be a very tricky matter. 328 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:46,682 No, that's really not in My area of expertise, no. 329 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,218 In any case, we want To thank you very much. 330 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:52,154 Now, if you will just Release mr. Fine in my custody, 331 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,890 We'll see that... Whoa, whoa. 332 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,125 Did you say, "Release Mr. Fine in your custody"? 333 00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,461 There's no question About it. That's what he said. 334 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:02,331 - we all heard. - all right, fine. 335 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,632 We, uh... 336 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:07,958 The firm would prefer to Treat this matter internally. 337 00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:14,010 Mr. Harvey, can I see You in my office a minute? 338 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,677 If you insist. 339 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,568 Adamantly. 340 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,516 I'll be back. 341 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,340 I'll be here. 342 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,023 Come on. 343 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,059 Put you in the cage. 344 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:34,129 So, I am to be penned Up like a dog, eh? 345 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:39,401 You can pretend to be Any little animal you wish. 346 00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:42,071 Perhaps you wouldn't be So condescending, sergeant, 347 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:47,176 If you had ever experienced Firsthand the powers of obeah. 348 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,946 You know, I've never been Inside a refrigerator, either, 349 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:55,239 But I'm quite sure the lights go Out when the doors are closed. 350 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:06,351 Man! 351 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,393 It will work now. 352 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:23,067 Of course it will work. I shook it up enough. 353 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,540 See? I told you. 354 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,888 Can one ever be Positive what goes on 355 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:35,146 In one's refrigerator? 356 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:48,036 The point is, captain, We are a brokerage firm. 357 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:51,307 People trust us With their money, 358 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:54,809 Sometimes huge sums of money. 359 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:58,948 Now, what kind of confidence Would you have in a firm 360 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,882 That would allow itself 361 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:03,218 To be ripped off for Half a million dollars 362 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:07,922 By some $15,000-a-year Proletariat? 363 00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:10,892 Somehow I just can't seem To get over the feeling 364 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,428 That there's something Of an incentive here 365 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,797 In condoning that Kind of behavior! 366 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,267 Nobody's condoning anything! 367 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:22,304 I mean, he'll be reprimanded, Possibly dismissed! 368 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,739 How brutal. 369 00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:26,708 You know, there's something We're both forgetting, 370 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:27,976 Mr. Harvey. 371 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,711 What's that? 372 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,413 The money. 373 00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:36,318 Your man told me on the Phone he converted it to stamps. 374 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,254 And unless you press charges, Those stamps belong to him. 375 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:42,024 And he'll give it back. 376 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,882 - why? - why? 377 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,024 Why? 378 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:58,974 Look, sergeant, Do you have any idea 379 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,443 How long they're Going to be in there? 380 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:04,480 Well, discussing procedure Doesn't usually take too long, 381 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:08,805 But, uh, deciding the Fate of a human being... 382 00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:13,055 Hey, give him a Couple of minutes. 383 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,857 Okay, dietrich. 384 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,592 Turn mr. Fine loose. 385 00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:20,862 Uh, barn, uh, mother zilla's Dropping the charges. 386 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,264 Oh? 387 00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:25,500 Yeah, I, uh, pointed out to her That she could do a lot more 388 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,136 To punish him with her powers 389 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,205 Than new york City could with its. 390 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:32,007 You're learning. 391 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,710 All right, sweep it clean. 392 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,679 Okay. Clemency. Everybody goes. 393 00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:40,215 This way. 394 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,552 Fine, I think you'll find The firm very lenient 395 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,720 On this matter. 396 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,223 All we want you to Do is return the money 397 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,024 And submit your resignation. 398 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,293 No further action will be taken. 399 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:53,195 And what do I get out of this? 400 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:55,897 You don't go to jail. 401 00:20:57,122 --> 00:21:01,203 No, what I want, Mr. Harvey, is a raise. 402 00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:06,374 Yeah, and a new title... Uh, Director of data security. 403 00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:08,143 Hey, I kind of like that. 404 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,778 This is unconscionable. 405 00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,813 And the office next to yours. 406 00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:12,948 I don't believe... 407 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,116 Mr. Harvey, you want To sign that complaint? 408 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:17,107 We'll be glad to Take it from there. 409 00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,624 How much of a raise? 410 00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:23,659 20,000. 411 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,494 - out of the question. - stuff it. 412 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:28,096 You got it. 413 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,466 Thank you, captain. 414 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,768 Here's the stamps. 415 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,437 I'll take those. 416 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,807 You know, those stamps have Probably appreciated more 417 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:41,243 Than the 20,000 You'll be paying me. 418 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,712 So it's not such A bad deal, mike. 419 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,915 "Mike"? 420 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,840 Oh, didn't I mention that? 421 00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:55,624 You know, you were right before. 422 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,459 Honesty is the best policy. 423 00:21:57,483 --> 00:22:00,462 Of course, a little Luck doesn't hurt, either. 424 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:03,399 You know, somebody once Said, "True luck consists 425 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:06,434 "Not in holding the best Of the cards at the table, 426 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:10,038 But knowing just when To rise and go home." 427 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,440 Huh? 428 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,163 Get out of here. 429 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:19,381 Well, this looks like Goodbye, wojo man. 430 00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:20,816 And thank you. 431 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:21,950 For what? 432 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:25,020 For treating me like a lady. 433 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,822 It's no big deal. 434 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,358 Oh, yes, it is. 435 00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:33,696 And if some people Will try a little kindness 436 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,364 And respect first, 437 00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:39,768 Perhaps the powers that Be will be more tolerant. 438 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,738 Now, obeah can be For good or evil. 439 00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,941 Now, you remember That, anthony keeling. 440 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:48,465 And respect. 441 00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:54,349 I remove the curse. 442 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,751 Ahh. 443 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:59,254 Mother zilla, what can I ever do to repay you? 444 00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:01,390 $50. 445 00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:04,281 Mother zilla cannot eat respect. 446 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:11,166 You have a great stare. 447 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:15,170 Hell of a night... From Voodoo to computers. 448 00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,339 And I don't Understand either one. 449 00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:20,909 I mean, a guy steals a Half a million dollars 450 00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:25,113 And walks out of here with a Raise in pay and a better job? 451 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:29,184 Not exactly his just desserts. 452 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:32,721 Dessert? Oh, my god! 453 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,923 You think he'd Never eaten before. 454 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:37,659 Wojo, I updated the log. 455 00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:39,160 Just make sure the Watch command... 456 00:23:39,184 --> 00:23:40,996 Sir, I worked up these Manpower reports. 457 00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,831 They're all wrong. Do them again. 458 00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:44,265 Stop right there! 459 00:23:44,289 --> 00:23:48,737 Stop right there... And take this. 460 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,405 What is it? 461 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,240 Don't worry. 462 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:56,311 You wave this two Times over your bed, 463 00:23:56,335 --> 00:24:02,016 And souls who are separated Will soon be reunited. Huh? 464 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,218 Wojo! 465 00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:05,543 I didn't say anything. Honest. 466 00:24:08,146 --> 00:24:10,158 It will be all right. Here. 467 00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:12,627 Thank you. 468 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,821 Not to worry, not to worry. 469 00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:27,543 - she said... - two times. 470 00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:28,865 Two times.